I love Error1355, in fact, will you marry me?

Before you reject me and throw me out on the side of the road, know that my love for you burns with such passion. Every time I see your posts my heart bursts with ecstasy and warmth, so much so that I rely on you more than my broken heat to keep me cozy throughout the cold northeastern nights. My body responds with such intense feeling when I see your beautiful username on my screen, a mix of love and lust. I want to live with you, forever, Error1355. Call me yours, please. ❤