Spongebob would be a master of plowing women, his hydrodynamic body and ability to gush currents of water out of his multiple pores could trump any human male's ability to satisfy women in bed. That is, if said women don't mind a man who's wetter than they are.

Forum cliques and other assorted forms of circle-jerking are like a blood clot - users band together into a single unit, and their presence blocks any sort of fun or decent discussion from flowing through a given topic.

Ducks are arguably the best water-fowl, swans are cranky but at least look nice and geese are hellspawn that rank among certain breeds of scorpions, fish and fungus that should never have been allowed to thrive and exist on this planet.