Ham beast
ham galaxy
beached whale
tub of guts
obeast
butterslug
laardvark
tubblerina
thicki minaj
bag of donuts
looking like a deep fried couch potato
resembling a porch walrus
buffet killer
butter queen
buns n roses
cake magnet
wifi blocker
wrecking ball
carbzilla
adjusting the scale to make sure the pounds are all manipulating pile of blubber