Ham beast<br>
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ham galaxy<br>
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beached whale<br>
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tub of guts<br>
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obeast<br>
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butterslug<br>
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laardvark<br>
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tubblerina<br>
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thicki minaj<br>
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bag of donuts<br>
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looking like a deep fried couch potato<br>
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resembling a porch walrus<br>
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buffet killer<br>
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butter queen<br>
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buns n roses<br>
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cake magnet<br>
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wifi blocker<br>
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wrecking ball<br>
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carbzilla<br>
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adjusting the scale to make sure the pounds are all manipulating pile of blubber