Ham beast

ham galaxy

beached whale

tub of guts

obeast

butterslug

laardvark

tubblerina

thicki minaj

bag of donuts

looking like a deep fried couch potato

resembling a porch walrus

buffet killer

butter queen

buns n roses

cake magnet

wifi blocker

wrecking ball

carbzilla

adjusting the scale to make sure the pounds are all manipulating pile of blubber