My friends, it has often been said that I like trolling.

Friends, I like trolling.

No, friends, I LOVE trolling!

I love mass post deletions. I love board invasions. I love defensive fanboys. I love stealth trolls, flaming, I love offensive .gif images, and spoilers with no warnings.

Trolling system boards, in social boards, on current events, on WOT, in message board help, through the NFL board, on CAGN, in the anime board, I love every act of trolling that can occur on this site.

I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with verbal artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of internet battle.

My heart leaps with joy whenever a fanboy is tossed into the air and cut to pieces by sharp criticism, bad reviews and dissenting opinion.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is trolling, trolling so grand as to make SBAllen himself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow haters in arms, what is it you really want? Do you wish for further discord as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, annoying troll fest? A cluster**** fueled by Jaehlst, and rawkuss, and hustlin_pimpste? Do you ask for flame wars to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Board!?"